MFA student performance art piece thesis ideas

 1. Uber driver route that never ends

2. Reading a list of automated voicemail transcriptions out loud and having someone beat you every time there is an “Uh” or “Um” in the script

3.  Going to a professional museum-grade framing service and giving them a picture of random sketch you drew on binder paper and asking for a quote on how much it would cost to get it framed

4. Inmate family visitation services cell phone wall barrier and only speaking when the other person begins speaking and only stop speaking when they stop speaking

5. i would love to become a space lawyer